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"You have to
kill these things when they're small." |
A Marwari, who
had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit a
friend.
He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on.
While standing in the middle of the rail tracks one day, he
hears this whistle -- Whooee da Whoee! -- but doesn't know
what it is.
Predictably, he's hit and is thrown to the side of the
tracks.
It was only a glancing blow, so he was fortunate to receive
some minor internal injuries, a few broken bones, and some
bruises.
After weeks in the hospital recovering, he's at his friend's
house attending a party one evening.
While in the kitchen, he suddenly hears the teakettle
whistling.
He grabs a iron rod from the nearby shelf and proceeds to
batter and bash the teakettle into an unrecognizable lump of
metal. His friend, hearing the ruckus, rushes into the
kitchen, sees what's happened and asks the desert man,
"Why did you ruin my good tea kettle?"
The desert man replies, "You have to kill these things when
they're small." |
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